Ham Adebayo

THE GOAT!! GREATEST SPASTIC PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!

Person 1: “Did you see Ham Adebayo last night”
Person 2: “Yeah, he dropped 92727389383727256282827 points. It was crazy.”

by The CheesecakeMan November 25, 2019

Ham Cigar

The magical, pink wrapped foodobject, that when I put it into my mouth, makes Simon come into my head.

"Ham Cigars!" (nuff said)

by MrPea March 24, 2013

ham sammy

Going all out, doing the most, going hard. Used when you try your hardest

"Dang bro, I just went full ham sammy on that no-skin"

by cadenski December 29, 2018

cram the ham

Cramming the ham is an alternative term for fingering or female masturbation, referring to the ham-like nature of some girls vaginas

Damn! I had no idea that David knew how to cram the ham that good, he made my pussy quiver

by Nooby Nectarine August 29, 2019

Slap the ham

Masturbate

Similar to Beat your meat

I'm going to go slap the ham

by Catsh!t June 23, 2019

Going ham

Ham stands for: hard as a motherf**ker. Therefore, this word is easily defined as "going hard as a motherf**ker". Every other definition I've seen on this website is definitely not right.

John: You know what I'm gonna do tonight?

Class: No, what??

John: I'm goin ham.

Jenny: What's going ham mean?

John: Ham means "hard as a motherf**ker". So goin ham means I'm gonna go hard as a motherf**ker.

by RAWphenom January 13, 2011

slam the ham

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.

"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"

by Peterson September 07, 2004