by dutch_cheer July 09, 2014
Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.
Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019
1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.
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2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
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2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.
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When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
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When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010
Dutch Relay- when you put your penis in a buddies hand and a third party member jacks off person #1 by physicaly moving the arm of person #2. A dutch rudder modified for 3 people.
by SGT Slippyfist June 13, 2020
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by giggollocks July 24, 2009