dutch cheer

the joyful, blarting sound made by the expulsion of spunk-laced gas from the anus

a chorus of dutch cheers went up from the crowd as van persie drove the ball towards the goal

by dutch_cheer July 9, 2014

infinity dutch

A dutch meant to be used to roll into a blunt, however possessing no end on the leaf where it can be peeled. The roller often continually turns and turns it looking for the end before turning to the other side, or cracking a new as it is deemed an Infinity Dutch.

"What the fuck is taking you so long you rook"

"Its a fucking infinity dutch, get in the car."

by Ridgefields Finest November 12, 2007

Dutch Airfrier

The act act of farting into a fan pointed in the direction of an unaware individual.

Eddy gave Cat a dutch airfrier as he walked past the fan.

by RandyLane December 12, 2022

Dutch Docking

When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.

Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.

She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.

Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.

Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.

by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019

dutch toilet

A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.

Boy that was a really good Dutch Toilet - it was so big it even hit Remi’s balls.,

by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022

Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010

Reverse Dutch

When a dyke puts her finger in you.

Last weekend I hooked up with this butch lesbo and she totally Reverse Dutched my ass

by ReverseDutchie March 2, 2019