by ImSayingWhatYourThinking October 24, 2019
Get the Christianmug. For all the ladies who want this fire cock call me at 814-251-4951 if your a killer don't hurt me plz
by Boisfromthefirecockland May 4, 2017
Get the Christianmug. Christian is that guy everyone finds annoying but is still friends with. He likes to insult people. Every time he opens his mouth you know it’s something stupid or something so smart it’s still stupid. He’s annoying but he’s smart. Likes to use bigger words
by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020
Get the Christianmug. A person who usually screws and tries to make everyone happy.But at the end he tries to do the right thing but always messes up.Don’t let the choices he made define who he is cause a Christian can come a brighten your day.Usually he’s a person whose alone and struggles with his feelings but he deals with alone so the next time you call one weak think twice.
by Randomstranger67 September 20, 2020
Get the Christianmug. He is a melon head wanker who managed to split his dad's condom and the prick was born and that is why the world has fallen to a new stage of retarded.
Christian is dumb as fuck lmfao
by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019
Get the Christianmug. now all the other meaning are wrong. chirstian does not give two shits about you. dont even thing ladies named scarlet
by iwantmyhoodiebackho October 26, 2020
Get the christianmug. Proper Noun. Used to define a man so extraordinary that the person writing this can't properly define him. He's utterly brilliant-- smart, funny, and beautiful. He's the man you want to fall deeper in love with every day, and you hope across the vast sea of definitions, he'll find yours and know it's from you.
Christian is my sunshine.
by not-ashling-cashling May 11, 2022
Get the Christianmug.