3 definitions by Kiddie-Fiddler

He is a melon head wanker who managed to split his dad's condom and the prick was born and that is why the world has fallen to a new stage of retarded.
Christian is dumb as fuck lmfao
by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019
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Some melon head wanker who fiddles with year two kids and has ears like dobby and teeth like bugs fucking bunny. His head looks like a baked bean gone wrong and his mum sewed up his anus because he deserved it. His breath stinks of his mums chicken curry and will never make it in life because he is a nonce and he is in Set 8.
Christian's dad's condom split and the cunt managed to be born. This prick needs to die.
by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019
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