The one term President

When you finish taking a shit and feel so confident that you got all the shit in one wipe that you don't need a second confirmation wipe. Therefore the "president" is in the "oval office" for one term only.

I have a very fibrous diet, so I only need the one term president.

by Some Kind of Nope November 18, 2014

play for both teams

to be bisexual. also expressed as “swing for both teams”

“I play for both teams.”
“What?”
“I’m bisexual.”

by tricksterTime August 24, 2020

Mother Teresa

Cumming over a womans face while she protects he hair with a towel.

She let me cum over her face last night but insisted on covering her hair. It was like wanking off over Mother Teresa!

by Spikemac October 26, 2012

Terminal Bitchosity

like terminal velocity, the rate at which a person's bitching gets them bitch slapped.

A Person achieves their Terminal Bitchosity when the downward force of their bitching (Fb) equals the upward force of a fist coming at them (Ff). This causes the net bitching on the object to be zero, resulting in an acceleration of zero.

Did you see that? She called him pencil dick and he smacked her. She finally found terminal bitchosity.

by OMGR8US September 26, 2009

teresa1917

someone who's fucking "thecrafter354" and has things like "O_O SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and "CHARA FOR LIFE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!" in their ROBLOX bio.

Guy 1: I saw a girl on ROBLOX who's apparently dating someone named "thecrafter354" and has "#CHARA FOR LIFE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in their ROBLOX bio.
Guy 2: Must be a teresa1917.

by jiwon522 May 1, 2020

temse

Best city with the baddest of boys.
We all have massive cocks (except cedric)

He is such a boy who lives in Temse!

by freezeboy February 8, 2022

Change teams

A person who is a heterosexual and decides to become a homosexual or vice versa.

Although she suspected the man she had the hots for was gay, she was hoping that if she dated him she could get him to change teams.

by Mamdfm May 6, 2015