Tard Drive

A refrence to someones memory.
Dude make sure you store these directions in your Tard Drive.
by HoshiAkuma January 05, 2008
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Tater tard

A person that has a lack of common sense.

May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"
Ex) What a "tater tard" she just passed out on the urinal !!!

Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!

All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger

Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed
by Cone Baby November 02, 2009
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Shard tard

When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.
Hey I'm out who wants to make me Shard tard?
by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016
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Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.
No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.
by coffee_beanie February 26, 2011
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tech-tarded

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

-.-
b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
by tech-savy! March 24, 2011
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tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.
When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
by aero-instability October 08, 2010
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Poo-tard

Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.
We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.
by Moik February 19, 2005
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