longus shlongus

a very long dick

girl: Damn he got a longus shlongus!

by dingus belingus May 22, 2017

Shlongs

Capri length pants for men. see shants
Should be avoided by most men, however, I have seen offenders trying to pull off the look.

That guy's shlongs are too tight and look horrible with those shoes.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

shlong

what u have up ur ass

Damn how'd that shlong get in there?

by Shlong Master June 5, 2003

saloni

a small animated creature, that is extremely annoying. from the indian mythology, known to suck up to teachers. used as an insult in modern day india

don't be such a saloni

by whixkid November 11, 2011

shlonk

Word used by London based pikeys to describe attractive people. Plural; shlonkz

'She iz shlonk blud!'

by Dreg July 22, 2004

shlonginator

legend of a man. we're talking like totally here...

the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton

john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?

*on an unrelated matter...
peter fap fap fap

by elburno March 9, 2008

Shlong

A short "long black"/ long "short black" coffee.
For people that think a long black is too weak and a short black too strong.

Can I have a shlong with one sugar please?

by marco.nz May 25, 2007