Swagger Limit

1. The limitation of acceptable Swagger, set by a certain location/occasion

2. The maximum Swagger that an individual has, or can ever hope to, achieve. Typically, when someone passes their own Swagger Limit, they end up looking like a Poser.

1.
Person A- Dude!!
Person B- What?
Person A- What are you doing all dressed like that! We're at my grandmother's funeral!
Person A- So?
Person B- WAAAAAY over the Swagger Limit, brosef...

2.
Person A- Why's Jimmy here? He's a nobody!
Person B- And he's poppin' his collar like it's the 90s..
Person A- Definitely passed his Swagger Limit. Now he just looks like a Poser.

by Makkusu January 1, 2010

swagger ninja

A swagger ninja is a person with so much swagger you can't deny it. It's very strong when you're in the presence of a swagger ninja. To become a swagger ninja, you have to take a test. There are only 6 swagger ninja's known to the world right now.

Damn, jen-gaga b.cata mligz lil't kris10 and tdauph have so much swagger, they must be swagger ninjas!

by woah swagger ninja May 2, 2010

Swagger

Also called swag. Whatever it is that makes women want you and men wanna be you.

Woman: "Yo, I ain't even gon' give him the time of day if he ain't got that swagger!
Man: Yo, I would kill for Diddy's swagger man, real talk!"

by sugahoneyicedtea December 20, 2008

Swagger Muffin

A tween (10- 12 years old) / teen (13-19 years old) who is uptodate on every thing realated to pop culture

Big Sister: What the fuck is the "Bæ"
Little Sister: Its what u call your boyfriend, dumbass
Big Sister: You're such a Swagger Muffin

by ThaSwaggerMuffin December 30, 2014

Swaggersouras Rex

Someone that has so much swagger that will explode like a roar from a dinosouar.

Ashton Payne (Sex God) Biggest Swaggersouras Rex

by J.H.C.M May 8, 2010

Swaggerpuss

Swaggerpuss is a multimedia facade intended to further lead the brain-washed sheep of the swaggerpuss universe down a black hole of modern societal decay.

You've probably heard something like this before...but you can't handle our Swaggerpuss

by minaesser July 1, 2011

jack swaggered

being jack swaggered is to be very drunk on alcohol. the effects of other drugs do not count.

Fishy: "i am defo Jack Swaggered"
Other person: "No you are blates drunk mate"
Fishy: "yeah. So i am Jack Swaggered 2K9"
Other person: "you are a drunken bellsniff mate"

by RJ2009 March 28, 2009