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swag

Swag is an annoying word that stupid assholes made up to make themselves sound cool. if you look closely, you'll notice that the more frequently someone says the word swag, the less of it they have. seriously it's fucking annoying.
nick- hey buddy... i was just mackin up these fine ass biddies last night...they were all over my swag

Me- dude, you're a 14 year old white guy that hasn't even kissed a girl yet, STFU!
by TheSpillerr October 10, 2011
mugGet the swagmug.

swag

"Secretly. We. Are. Gay."
just so you know what people mean when they tlk about their "swag"
dude: i got hella swag!!
other dude: i didnt know you were gay :O
by bigtittypenishead October 12, 2011
mugGet the swagmug.

swag

Material stolen, loot, as from a burglary or robbery
"We'll split the swag if you help."
From "Police," a Charlie Chaplin silent movie
by brightwriter December 11, 2013
mugGet the swagmug.

swag

A stupid, retard excuse used by lame ass thugs and hipsters to justify the bullshit style and fucked up color matching they wear.
Random Guy: Why the hell are you wearing a jean jacket with lime green sweats, an orange plaid shirt, and pink sneakers?

Gay hipster: Cause I have swag. Yolo.
by BobbyJo3 August 21, 2012
mugGet the swagmug.

swag

apperance ,style ,or the way he or she presents them selves.
by MIKE fresh July 31, 2006
mugGet the swagmug.

Swagful

Definition: Swagful. pronuciation :- see-wag-ful. adjective:
1.) to have swagger; having qualities of a tasteful nature or satisfaction to see, a form of stylish attraction.
1.) you look very swagful.
2.)them jeans are Swagful.
mugGet the Swagfulmug.

SWAG

An acronym for Secretly We Are Gay because the word swag is the stupidest thing to be created by humans.
Group: SWAG!!
Guy: So you're all gay?
Group: NO!
Guy: Well obviously you are because you just said "Secretly We Are Gay" even though it's not a secret anymore.
by Codepoke December 6, 2012
mugGet the SWAGmug.

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