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Swag is when a person holds semen (AKA sperm, jizz, cum)
under their tongue for one minute, then swishes it thoroughly
around their mouth and gargles it.
Guy 1: Yo, I got swag.
Guy 2:...So you play with semen? Sick f*ck.
Swag by Lexixel August 6, 2009
Related Words
Promotional gift, tzatchke or leave-behind. The calendar your insurance agent sends. The t-shirt you get at a 5k race. The Gucci purse a member of the academy gets before the Oscars. S.W.A.G. from "sent with a gift."
This year, SWAG from the conference included a gym bag with the sponsor's logo, some coffee mugs with the co-sponsor's logo and some chocolates in the shape of a stethiscope.
swag by Dave January 10, 2005
i got swag cause i'm asian bietch!!!
swag by ralfyy_408 June 2, 2011
Normally used in a "positive" way but always used to describe the minuscule accomplishments in one's life. Popularized by terrible "musicians" it is now used by almost everyone between the age groups of 14-21 to describe anything and everything they do because it makes them feel better about themselves.
John: Hey man I just ate a sandwich for lunch!
DeSean: Swag.
Jeremy: DeSean, you're an idiot.....
Swag by IRHTWS September 17, 2011
Something We Africans Got!

you have got to admit at some point that most africans or african americans do have amazing appearance, style, and personal presentation.
SWAG by Jada Boi April 23, 2010
(Noun)
1.
a. An ornamental drapery or curtain draped in a curve between two points.
b. An ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.
c. A carving or plaster molding of such an ornament.
2. Promotional items, especially when given for free, considered as a group.
3. Slang-Stolen property; loot.
4. Australian-The pack or bundle containing the personal belongings of a swagman.
5. Slang Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer.
intr.v. swagged, swag·ging, swags
1. Chiefly British-To lurch or sway.
2. Australian-To travel about with a pack or swag.
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Swag by Literal Person September 3, 2013