Silver Sacker

One who possesses the desire and carnal need to have intercourse with ridiculously old people.

Ingrid: "I sure like that new choir director, but he sure does seem to get excited when I give him a hug."
Ethel: "You'd better watch out: I hear he's a Silver Sacker!"

by Dogs.Breakfast May 2, 2016

Cracker smacker

When you boutta beat the Poo poo out of a white kid

Boutta go full cracker smacker on joe Biden

by IHAVEABIGPEPE March 15, 2022

sacker

One that partakes in the act of sacking.

Sacked like a sacker. Call up Mr. Brady. Tell him to leave his hair to the guy who sings Baby.

by WallabeeKid October 20, 2010

lip smacker

when a woman farts while seated, causing the air to be forced between her labia , making a raspberry noise.

While riding in the car , Cindy farted so hard it made a lip smacker.

by ceesaw December 28, 2007

smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

Tree Smacker

When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it.

Jeffrey got hit with a tree smacker.

by John Que December 1, 2007

crack snacker

Someone into licking ass, rimming and generall eating out another's ass-hole.

I had no idea he was such a dedicated crack snaker, but he can do it for hours and hours.

by cololobo July 5, 2005