superman

The worlds greatest Superhero. No as relevant nowadays as he used to be, but will be forever remembered and will probably be to future generations what Greek gods are to us today. His S symbol is more known than the peace symbol worldwide. Embodies the concept of the Superhero, and apart from Batman and Spiderman has no competition in terms of public admiration. Has much in common with Jesus Christ, i.e- sent from a far away heavenly place by his father to aid and save humanity. Died and was resurrected. Sells millions in merchandise a year and hundreds of thousands of comic books. Outdated somewhat today, but forever will be remembered and esteemed as the first god of the comic medium.

"Superman is the first true superhero..."

by PepsiCola September 14, 2006

superman

a massively overpowered loser who is invincible and is able to easily escape the pull of a blackhole yet gets his ass handed to him by a person with no superpowers. wtf dc?

superman, right after stopping a giant meteor in midspace, just got knocked out by one punch from some random thug. goku would kick that thugs ass.

by tgk7257 January 27, 2007

superman

greatest hero ever, and can kick thors ass

superman is cool

by supafly rabbi January 21, 2004

Superman Returns

Film that came out second best to Pirates 2, but then again...what didn't that Johnny-Depp career furthering project trash? Still, has made 400 million worldwide, despite being quite mediocre. Superman Returns rates a 7 out of 10, due to it's changing certain aspects of the beloved hero. Stalks Lois Lane in a rather unsettling scene, and has a 5 year old son now...which makes no sense. Quite romantic, was hated by morons who like to see things blow up and people get punched. Intellectual super-hero film, for real, unlike X-men than was just another action packed retard-fest for 10 year olds. Also stars Kevin Spacey in a truly frightning performace as psychopath Lex Luthor. Said to have a 260 million dollar budget, most probably 200 million in truth, removing previous failed attempts to re-start franchise. Has a VERY loyal fanbase that will ensure it's future success. One must remember, Gone With The Wind could have gone up against Pirates and lost. All in all a so-so Superman movie. Co-stars Kate Bosworth as the most inept Lois Lane ever. Role should have gone to Claire Danes.Probably make another 100 mill on DVD. Sequel planned. MUST INCLUDE DOOMSDAY!

"Saw Superman Returns to day...it was...good."

by PepsiCola September 15, 2006

Superman Juggalo

A juggalo who's not afraid to do what's need to be done. Someone who no matter what is gonna be there for his crew and more. Someone who defies all other obstacles in their lives and then turns around and laughs at bad news. The ultimate of all juggalos. They really are as wicked as they get.

I know a lot of juggalos, but there can only be one superman juggalo.

by TheSupermanJuggalo May 17, 2011

Superdanks

The self-proclaimed headiest of the heady hipsters/hippies/trustafarii/dubsteppers/etc . . . self-righteous, image based, shallow, extremely culture-conscious festival goers or marijuana growers. They Generally reside in the West, especially Santa Rosa, Bend, Eugene, the state of Colorado, N. Cali, and up into BC with special attention given to Kelowna and Nelson and a growing number in Missoula, MT. Generally a transplant form a larger area where their ego is not allowed to strangle the canopy.

Middle to upper class, 19-35 YO. A large number of Superdanks will artificially elevate themselves from the pack through custom made, frequently changing religious and/or dietary choices.

Naw, they're Superdanks. Maybe they don't eat kale this week, and our wine choice will insult their god(s)(esses). She's going to want to spin fire in the backyard, even though it's only ten by ten, and their pitbull will shit on the patio. I haven't cleansed the obsidian recently, the bong cost under $300, wasn't handblown-- and may not be spotless. I don't want to hear the same stories about Nepal. or India. or Thailand. or Costa Rica all over again. And she's going to leave a trail of peacock or other feathers and/or glitter for me to pick up later. And then we can't invite David and Yvonne over b/c they have kids, and Sumeria and Ben-I feel weird about children.

by justBeeeeee July 1, 2011

superman that hoe

when a female does not want to have sex, the male ejaculates on her back while she is asleep, so that when she wakes up, the sheets are stuck to her back like a superman cape.

Bob: yo, she didn't wanna have sex last night, dawg!
Bill: so did u superman that hoe?
Bob: yea, she had a blue cape when she woke up!
Bill: haha, that's what the dumb broad gets!

(both start laughing)

by cookie2 April 20, 2008