Hot Summer Salad

Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.

I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.

I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.

That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Idaho Summersault

An act in which a person who has just completed sexual intercourse summersaults off the bed for no fucking reason

George: It's not an IOWA summersault; it's an Idaho summersault!
Grace: I don't care what it is; don't ever do it again

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Mythical summer

Mythical summer is a time when every project or problem is set to be done or fixed

Employee: when are we going to fix that
Boss: oh sometime this summer

Employee: ok mythical summer

by Trou god April 27, 2021

ice cream summers

years till a girl is no longer jailbait

"yeah morgan has a few more ice cream summers until the good humor truck sees that"

by 5hamu5 November 11, 2013

Rock on boy summer

A summer consisting of boys rocking on, not to rock music but just saying rock on at any given moment. Often said in a high pitch tone with extended syllables.

Boy 1: “wow great shot!”

Boy 2: “roooock ooonnn”

Boy 1: “rock oooonnn”

Boy 3: “roooooccckkk ooonnn”

Boy 4: “roooockk onnn it’s a rock on boy summer”

by DT MIKE June 23, 2021

summer sack

When the mercury rises and the humidity peaks, a frequently resulting condition is known as summer sack. The condition can be characterized by temporary ball sack adhesion to the upper thigh, general saturation in perspiration, and a resulting mysterious funk. Similar to swamp nuts in the tropics and American south.

Friend: I have got some serious swas going.

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got summer sack for sure.

by gordonblue August 28, 2007

Summer Vacation

The time of year from June to August when you have a lot of weddings, college kids go home to their summer job and the kids go to summer camp. And for the dumber kids, they have to go to summer school.

Summer vacation was the best time of the year for me when I was a kid.

by [e-mail] March 18, 2009