That’s life

Something we say when the shit hits the fan.

John: “Honey, I’m afraid I curbed one of the wheels on our car today. I’m so sorry”.

Toni: “Really? Shit!!!, Well that’s life I guess”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

life

Pointless things people do between ejaculations.

Speaker 1: "My Grandma is 110 years old."
Speaker 2: "What a long life!"

by Tired of life December 28, 2016

life

Is the worst joke humans ever backfired on themselves this is Purgatory last chance to earn less suffering in Hell

Life finds a way

by Master Cheif Zero January 15, 2017

life

3 words: Hong Kong '97.

"What does 'life' mean?"

by Macroplanet December 9, 2020

Life

The thing that I'm done with.
Now I'm dying, Please help

Life kills peoplel lol
rofl

by someone else thats not u fan October 7, 2021

Life

Life is a ticket to a journey you never asked, your parents just signed you up without asking

You don't know where your life will go, just don't be worried.

by Niyaalo October 18, 2021

Life

The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.

"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".

by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021