Anal Stretcher

Similar to an ear stretcher but is placed in the rear end. Can range from a 3mm diamater to 25mm. Varies in colours and for best results leave in when walking around despite looking like you have laid a log in your pants.

Jj: hey Bill, can i borrow your 12mm anal stretcher my 6mm is to loose and my ass ate it.

Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost

Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?

by anal12345 June 9, 2012

gentleman's stitch

A gentleman's stitch is the stitch the doctor gives to woman after birth in the vaginal opening to make sure that future sexual activity will remain satisfactory to the man. The woman is made "tight" again for the man. Sometimes, after a child going through the birth canal, the vaginal opening can become stretched and loose which is not conductive to good Sexual activity. Does the phrase, "you could drive a Volkswagen through there" give you a hint?

When the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, I told the doctor I was going to need a gentleman's stitch after it was all over.

by plagerist July 27, 2010

stretch big

Stretch big is the only archetype any 2k19 player used.

I just got the game what should I make? Make a Stretch big cuz they take no skill.

by RozCris September 2, 2019

boopid stitch

A nice way of calling someone a stupid bitch. By reversing the first letters of the words, it is unlikely they will figure out what you are really saying and will give you a blank look.

Boopid Stitch! Have a nice day!

*blank stare in response* Thank you!

by LaDeena July 2, 2009

strich9ine

dumb ass that modifies his nissan skyline, to make it go slower than standard.

What the fuck did you do that for Strich9ine? The slug goes slower than it did before!

by FIL March 5, 2003

Stretchgasm

This is when you stretch so good your entire body begins to shakes and you feel like a new and happier person.

"Hey, why are you so happy?"

"OMG I just had a stretchgasm man, such a natural high!"

by Nichole226 November 20, 2013

womb stretcher

a man with a huge tool,penis,dick,unit,that can go so deep in a womans pussy that he makes her gag

the act of (see example)

Fat Dick laid the womb stretcher to that bitch last night i could here her scream way over here.

Mam that'll be $25 for that womb stretcher.

by LesCrapp May 27, 2006