Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024

Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.

"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."

by Bartizan February 27, 2015

Stretch

Florida Gulf Coast slang for really good weed. When you smoke it, you feel like you’re being stretched (in a pleasant way).

I burned down some top-shelf stretch and felt like time itself was stretching.

by Maxwell P. Neudelman October 15, 2023

No Stretch

No Stretch is when one is not stretching the truth. In other words, when one is not lying

Zach S: "I got rejected twice, no stretch"
Duke C: "I know bro, I feel you"

by ZS4LIFE April 22, 2020

Fishy Stretch

It’s when you pretend to have a seizure on the floor.

Guy one:”Yo is he ok?”
Guy two:”yeah he’s fine he’s just doing a fishy stretch.”

by 420blaze it May 14, 2018

《¤》I 《¤》Stretch《¤》My《¤》Skin《¤》As《¤》Far《¤》As《¤》The《¤》Eyesu《¤》Could《¤》See《¤》

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《¤》I 《¤》Stretch《¤》My《¤》Skin《¤》As《¤》Far《¤》As《¤》The《¤》Eyesu《¤》Could《¤》See《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Stretch Your Fence

A versatile term that can mean homosexual intercourse or to fight someone depending on how it's used.

Come over to my place, I'll stretch your fence ;)
OR
Yo don't make me stretch your fence

by 10 Penny September 30, 2023