stretching nutsack

a nutsack being stretched

hey, dave, look at my stretching nutsack!

by meathole maker April 5, 2022

shift and stretch

An inside joke between me and my best friend, Ariel. Its when your sitting down and you become aroused, you shift your body around a bit and stretch your arms over your head. If anyone else knows whatever the Hell your doing, smile evilly!

*Sees Benji and Joel close*...*shift stretch*

by Guitarded Me January 14, 2004

Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

by Truruuus January 28, 2022

cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight

“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily”

by giantballslover February 8, 2022

septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.

Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.

by QuacksO June 1, 2021

Franchise stretching

When a studio adds another film to a existing movie franchise in order to make a easy profit off of a film with a pre-established reputation. This could be a legacy sequel, prequel or a reboot. It is a cash grab in other world.

I am seeing online that they are making Scream 7. *sighs* They are really franchise stretching this series.

by OpinionatedJunkie August 18, 2024

Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024