PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
Get the Penis Traumatic Stress Disordermug. stress happened due to the social networks that we spent too much time thinking about and surfing useless things
by TheOneAndOnlySurviour August 18, 2013
Get the Socio Stressmug. 
A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.
Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011
Get the Stress Teamug. by HeavyLillium November 13, 2019
Get the Penis Stressmug. by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
Get the Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.mug. (Dependent on the individual) A strain or pressure, which occurs from a negatively-perceived situation or circumstance, that can interfere with a person's emotional, mental or social health.
"The amount of stress that I am under right now is absolutely unbelievable!"
(Stress is very commonly perceived as a negative feeling. A positive sort of stress is known as 'Eustress').
(Stress is very commonly perceived as a negative feeling. A positive sort of stress is known as 'Eustress').
by Alan T. Fitch October 28, 2021
Get the Stressmug.