streaming

The act of drinking champagne from the slit of a woman's vagina.

I just had the best champagne yesterday, candy just poured it down her pussy and told me to stream her!

Fred: Maya, what do we have to drink?
Maya: we have some champagne. Do you want to stream me?
Fred: Sure, it's been a while since we tried streaming.

by sevenDeathlysins August 28, 2011

Standing 8 Count

The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping one's butt while standing.

Todd's butt itched, indicating a need for a standing 8 count.

by arlo jones February 16, 2009

standing up

An olympic sport

I am standing up... can i sit now?

by Coca November 9, 2003

I love spending time with you

When you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that you love him/her, and you are told back “I love spending time with you”. The feeling is like you just took a shit, and sucked it back up your asshole, through that up, ate it, and threw it up again. (A lot like Two girls one cup).

Guy: I love you
Girl: I love spending time with you
Guy: *Jumps off bridge*

by Cripplingdepression69 January 5, 2018

fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

trending tabe

A trash place of youtube wete most of the time its absolutely garbage

Dude the trending tabe sucks dick

by Loaf of sunscreen February 16, 2019

Trending list

The thing watermelon sugar is still on

"Hey guys have you seen the trending list?"
"Yes, and geuss what's still on it?"

by fuck off nosy ass prick March 17, 2021