stoner shuffle 

The process of shuffling playing cards(i.e. UNO cards) by dealing the cards into four piles and then combing all four piles of cards. This is the easiest way to shuffle while under the influence of some mary jane, but it is effective in all situations.

Person 1: "I'm too f**cked up to shuffle these cards!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"

stoner shuffle by NewYorkHippy September 30, 2015

stoner porn 

Something that is Fun, or entertaining to look at.

That movie Dr.Strange, Stoner porn man. Nothin' but Kaleidoscopes.

stoner porn by Commander Buns February 16, 2017

stoner thoughts 

a thought by a person that is stoned that blows his or her mind

david is having stoner thoughts again.

stoner thoughts by Ace20033 July 9, 2019

Stoner Crew 

Only the most elite members of society, who can be identified by their clear love for weed. The people who come to school or work looking high as fuck, like they just woke up from a year long coma.

Jim: Ayo Matt, look at Mason over there looking high AF. Ms Nelson boutta take his ass to the principal.
Matt: Nah, don't worry Jimbo, he's Stoner Crew, he can take care of himself just fine.

Stoner Crew by Strudelgod2001 September 7, 2020

Stoner Handshake 

The act of passing marijuana or money during a handshake between a dealer and buyer to make the drug deal inconspicuous.

Dude 1: Did you even give him the money bro?

Dude 2: Yeah man, i gave him a stoner handshake!

Stoner Handshake by treythetruth13 September 30, 2010

stoner magic 

The immense good luck you have while being under the influence of marijuana.

Making rediculous catches,correctly predicting future events,and all around amazing good luck. it IS the stoner magic

stoner magic by 420ronpaul420 November 28, 2009

Stoner Thanksgiving 

Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.

2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.

3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.

That was one epic "stoner thanksgiving" jack in the box was so good.

Stoner Thanksgiving by Dankey McBankey November 21, 2006