staff

Someone you cannot go a day without.

Ruby... she is my staff

by i know girls June 29, 2011

snoffalloffagus

A gentleman who excells in all fields of sexual endeavour.
Especially Cunnilingus.

"my you're really having a munch down there you big Snoffalloffagus you"

by muttley March 20, 2003

Staff Infection

A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.

May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.

June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.

by surrrra June 13, 2007

snoffed

the act of sneezing and coughing at the same time

Nick: dude you just snoffed in my truck!
Jimmy: i know. i never did that before.

by smitty4791 October 20, 2009

Shoff swap

The switching and/or swapping of microwaves, even when they aren't the same kind :o)

(After taking back a microwave and trading it for a different brand and much better one...)

"We just pulled a Shoff swap!"

by Oh geeze... December 23, 2004

Staff of David

A pool cue used by a jew.
Sometimes confused with Star of David by people with no common sense.

Chris: Time to play pool
Andy: Get your Staff of David then.

by GaryE January 13, 2008

Stafford Tower Staplegun

When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman

I gave her a stafford tower staplegun, she loved it,

by Tetley12 October 26, 2011