Spitzenburg

A spicy apple. Need I say more?

Person 1: What is this?!
Person 2: An apple.
Person 1: It's spicy!
Person 2: It's a spitzenburg.

by Treadingonyourdreams August 6, 2011

snitzle fitzle

When a woman (usually German) is damaged physically or mentally after eloping with too many men in one session of sex. This can lead to death.

'That shannon, she was a good girl but liked her men too much; she died of a snitzle fitzle.'

by DamThruster May 15, 2014

Shitzophrenic

Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once

As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"

by Scrubslayer69 April 8, 2016

shitzam

exclamation

When you don't want to say the s-word, so you add "zam."

SHITZAM! My phone battery's at 3%!

by allieh acob August 21, 2016

Shitzkrieg

A series of short, fast, and powerful spurts of explosive diarrhea, wreaking havoc on the toilet and all surrounding areas.

Person 1: Dude, why does it smell like a cow's ass in there?

Person 2: Sorry, I forgot to warn you, I pulled a shitzkrieg ten minutes ago.

by Seahorse Trash March 7, 2017

ShitZaster

A ShitZaster is what my house was after hosting another kiddie birthday shit show of a party. Any questions? I know parents know what I mean.

Hurricane Maria left such a SHITZASTER in Puerto Rico!!!
The place is such a SHITZASTER after the such a wild party.
OMG how do we get out of this SHITZASTER!!!!???
North Korea bomb situation is such a SHITZASTER!!!

by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017

Skitzohyper

A term used when you're going crazy and hyper at the same time.

"Woah that kid is so loud, I think he's going Skitzohyper!"

by The rush hour... February 2, 2018