Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November a girl has to sit on a guys lap or a guy has to sit on a girls lap no matter if there on a bus in a car wherever it's the way the tradition works

Him:Hey sarah it's lap sitting month
Sarah: oh ok I'm not going to ruin the tradition

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap

Me: hey Sarah come here

Sarah: why
Me: it's lap sitting month

Satah: oh fineeeee

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

Sweat sitting

When you sit for to long and there is excessive sweat on your but

You look like you have been sweat sitting for a while

by Bang tan army September 27, 2021

Cock_shitting

To shit through one’s cock, usually done by fictional furry predatory characters who wanna make some extra pleasure out of ordinary life activity.

Usually considered not an action come after Cock Vore, because during Cock Vore preys are usually digested into cum and bones and get ejaculated out. Cock_shitting excrete remains of preys got eaten orally into a predator’s stomach, which then digests into scat and bones then poop out through the predator’s urethra.

Midnight Manhattan, Venom is towering the city’s skyline like a gargoyle, releasing his hot mass down the city’s urban light below him. But this time not gallons of his thick cum, neither his musky golden pee nor his alien symbiotic goo, he is dropping good gobs of monstrous poops out of his monster black cock. Cock_shitting Manhattan up! You can still see those remains of bones and clothes and sneakers once belonged to those stupid yobs who stirred up troubles on the street and ended up in Venom’s stomach, whom are now feces of this giant alien monster, expelled out and falling down to the streets.

by Ypyc September 5, 2023

Closed Fist Shitting

A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit

Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!

by Flore_M September 22, 2021

am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !

i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?

by michael foolsley October 21, 2021

Are you shitting my dick

Are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick right now

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022