Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."

by 7568ino April 20, 2025

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Stewart's Disease

A rare disease that originates mainly in older children or younger to middle aged teenagers, however this disease in some rare occasions can carry on to adulthood or in very seldom cases through the persons entire life. This disease consists of creating unreal scenarios, actions, and invents. A common one in younger patients is pointing out false voice cracks, while not seeming too severe it can get extremely aggravating for other accomplices. This disease is caused mostly during pre-mature childbirth when the cerebral cortex is not fully develop and cannot completely develop differentiation between real and fake.

*Friends talking* "Was that a voice crack!?" "uhm... no." "Yes it was you liar!" "I think you might have Stewart's Disease, you should get that checked out." "OMG you voice cracked!" "It's terminal..."

by SB Weber October 31, 2011

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Callum Stewart

Callum Stewart is by far one of the best kids you’ll ever meet. He’s sweet, caring, funny, cute and over all just a amazing person. He’s so much fun to be around and so easy to talk you, you can’t help but smile when your around him. Can’t wait to grow closer to him because he’s honestly just a great person :)

wow I really just love callum Stewart

by Koolguys69420 September 11, 2020

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Stewarted

To be enticed by a decision, action or person that ultimately ends in failure, the failure being something which was forseeable to all outside individuals.

Jee's, Ryan was really stewarted by that SuperCoach trade.

by Up_thedons June 17, 2016

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