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STEM nigger

A disparaging epithet used to describe those majoring in or specializing in biology, biochemistry exempted. Biology, in its purest form, uses less advanced mathematics than that used in physics or chemistry, thus the name.
STEM niggers have the lowest IQ of all STEM fields. They're literally the subhumans of STEM.

(as a side note, the author himself does not agree with the statements of the definition)
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Swedish steamshovel

Well, a Swedish steamshovel is probably just the THE most hardcore sexual act there is! And I’d know, because just about every girl I do it to says they can’t BELIEVE I just gave them a Swedish steamshovel. They thought they’d done everything until they got a down and dirty, world-rocking SS. And they might have. But nothing could prepare the hottest, horniest slut for the visceral thrill of an SS served to perfection. Just throw out all of those other tame little sexual maneuvers, like the donkey punch or the hot sanchez or whatever. It’s all pretty kindergarten once you get into the Swedish steamshovel type shit. God, I can barely even believe myself that I did it! Or rather, do it, on a regular basis!
Here, maybe this will give you a clue.

Dude 1: Hey man.

Dude 2: Ssup.

Dude 1: So, did you get that chick last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! I took her home and gave her a fucking Swedish steamshovel too.

Dude 1: No fucking way! That's sick dude!

Dude 2: Hell yeah! It was fucking awesome!

Dude 1: No way! You didn't really?!

Dude 2: Naw, man. I did.

Dude 1: Seriously?

Dude 2: Serious, man.

There. Now you pretty much get the idea of how fucking wicked it is.
by thev101 August 29, 2011
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cem the stem

A grade 'A' idiot, a cem the stem can be found hanging out near schools and outside of nightclubs, in order to pick up younger girls and try to look cool.

Usually slightly creepy and has, in the past, been rejected by his own peers, he gains satisfaction from feeling important and liked.
'Who's that cem the stem outside the club? He's trying to get with that seventeen year old. What a creep.
by corythedevil October 14, 2011
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stemler

ray stimple; south lakes grad.; once gave pharrell head in an exxon bathroom
by jesus walks February 1, 2005
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Riverside STEM Academy

A shitty school where the teachers are mean and they give a shitload of homework and there is a kid that rapes kids named Zach P.
Girl 1. Where does he go to school?
Boy 1. He's Zach, and he has no phone. He goes to Riverside STEM Academy
Girl 1. Oh shit hell naw he be gay.

Boi 1. Date me I go to a private school.
Girl 1. Hell ya!

Bitches be on da boi.
by TuPuc August 30, 2018
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Steminist

A person who refuses to smoke pot stems.
Chiera is a filthy steminist.
by Ess-Dogz February 5, 2006
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Stem the rose

Its a euphemism for "struggling against love". In the movie "Brokeback Mountain", Jack and Ennis were hired to protect the sheep from wolves.... ie... to _stem_ the wolf attacks. Instead of stemming the wolf attacks, they stemmed the rose... which meant that they were battling against homosexual desires. Essentially, it was used to equate _being overtaken by same-sex-attraction_ to _being overtaken by a wolf attack_ .... and was used as a device to show that the boss saw them as being attacked by love.
Despite being from two families at war with each other, Romeo and Juliet were unsuccessful in their attempts to stem the rose... and love won out.
by Glenn G December 27, 2005
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