verb
1. to speak especially at length in a bitter or corse manner:
2. to pontificate in a salty way.
3. an act, found mostly in American home-cooking, of adding salt to a dish already prepared with salt.
1. to speak especially at length in a bitter or corse manner:
2. to pontificate in a salty way.
3. an act, found mostly in American home-cooking, of adding salt to a dish already prepared with salt.
"...furthermore, that brand of sneakers is overpriced and marketed to the arrogant masses, I would rather a brand that is unique, and original," Max droned on, saltificating.
by mdank October 3, 2017
Get the Saltificating mug.While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.
Only possible during a "Blumpkin"
Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
Only possible during a "Blumpkin"
Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"
Dan: "real nigga shit?"
Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"
Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"
Dan: "real nigga shit?"
Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"
Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"
by SLCSB November 9, 2017
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Stalt
• Stalted
• Stalting
• The Stalty Dog
• salt
• Salt Shaker
• Salted
• saltine
• Salt Line
• salt and pepper
When urban dictionary does not approve the word you want to add but accepts a shit load of bullshit from other people :(
Guy1: Dude how ya feelin today
Guy2: I am the saltiest of baes :(
Guy1: Oh, I won't bother you then...
Guy2: I am the saltiest of baes :(
Guy1: Oh, I won't bother you then...
by WoahNugget May 19, 2018
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Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.
by whenriques March 23, 2019
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Person 2: Somebody’s becoming a Salti
Person 2: Somebody’s becoming a Salti
by Shuveit June 28, 2020
Get the salti mug.They’re the coolest ppl in the world because they’re fans of Sateen Besson. Don’t mess with them, or they will stalk you and hunt you down and roast the shit out of you. Otherwise they’re good company.
“Ah, I heard she’s a Salteen, don’t fight with her”
“He’s a Salteen bro, he must be soooo cool”
“I heard Salteens are bffs with Sateen Besson herself!”
“He’s a Salteen bro, he must be soooo cool”
“I heard Salteens are bffs with Sateen Besson herself!”
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