handicapped squirrel

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

dirty squirrel

partner puts mouth over your butthole while you fart making her (or his) cheeks pop out like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts

I gave Kim a dirty squirrel last night

by dogdaddydollaz March 3, 2011

Bloody Squirrel

You're fuckin your girl in the ass cause she is on her period. Then before you cum, stick it in her bloody vaj and unload one on her back, while wiping your shit and bloody covered cock on her back.

"I thought my girlfriend needed a tattoo on her back, but instead I gave her a bloody Squirrel"

by Joe P Leprechaun October 18, 2008

squirrel

1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person

1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003

squirreled

stashed or pocketed; usually associated with prescription narcotics intended for immediate consumption.

I gave that bitch a vicodin and instead of eating it she squirreled it for later.

by genextrovert April 9, 2006

Squirrelitis

A syndrome resulting from a untreated squirrel bite. Symptoms include; the heightened urge to think & talk about squirrels, the increased desire to fetch nuts, and an intense feeling of a need to climb trees.

He must have squirrelitis, all he ever does is talk about squirrels.

by Mr.SilkyPants November 22, 2006

Squirrel sock

The art of inserting your penis into a dead squirrel and then proceeding to rub it's sides rhythmically or masturbate as if you were having a 'posh wank' untill you eventually ejaculate and your semen dribbles out of it's ass hole.

P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...

Yesterday i perormed a squirrel sock over MILFO stockes and then cried because im lonely...

by Chickenarms March 31, 2011