up the spud

Pregnant. Impregnated.

From spud as slang for testicle and spud as slang for baby and spudded as slang for deep penetrative sex, probably unprotected.

Welp. I'm up the spud for sure. Due in August.

by squirlitous rex December 12, 2023

Spedly-spud

Spedly-spud, a word used to describe someone as an incompetent person instead of the word idiot.

He ran over the wall to see if he could jump properly, we called him a Spedly-spud because he missed and fell flat on his face.

by SPDDMN207032 May 14, 2022

spud tongue

that little thing at top of a female vagina

he was sucking on her spud tongue

by RLS69 December 17, 2016

Spud

The great vegetable that everyone loves

Spud the vegetable the kick’s broccolis head off

Unlike broccoli who is hated

by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023

spud

the combination of special+ budd

You're my bud, better than that, my spud!

by fionacush12 August 11, 2017

Spud Relief

After drinking or taking drugs, your mouth often goes dry, known as 'spud.' In this situation, a drink is known as 'spud relief' as it helps to solve the problem.

"After that weed i'm in need of some major spud relief!

by bobdoesntknowwhattosay October 14, 2009

Spud

When someone is being a cunt, but you can’t say cunt because you’re in public or some gay shit like that, so you call them a spud

“Mate, stop being a Spud”

by I ❤️ Big Booty Bitches January 2, 2018