Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023

spreckengraffen

Dutch-noun

A middle eastern rat

The Dump i left the other day was as big as a spreckengraffen

by Hun Guay Lo January 24, 2005

spreckoning

to chat or speak in a casual manner

Tyler and Paul are spreckoning about today's events.

by canegirl11 August 25, 2009

Speech Class

A required high school class were you seperate yourself from the rest of the class in a seperate computer room with your partner and hear things behind you (such as footsteps and bridgettes).

"How was speech class?"

"Ugh, I kept hearing things."

by gariddy May 13, 2010

surechange

Verb. A reaction to tailgaters, when one throws a hand full of toll change in value less than a quarter out their window at the offending car as a curt incentive to back off.

I was doing 65 in the slow lane and some jackass came up behind me doing 80 and rode my ass like I was a cheap whore. He wouldn't pass me, so I surechanged his benz and sure enough he let off. We exchanged hand gestures when he got around me but I'll have the last laugh when his mechanic pulls pennies out of his radiator.

by Willdorf September 29, 2012

speechlessness

Being speechless

I am so happy speechlessness overwhelmed me

by Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh;D October 22, 2013

Speechie

A person involved in the activity of forensics, but usually is more involved in the speech aspect of speech and debate.

Only speechies will understand the feeling of willingly waking up at five in the morning to spend an entire Saturday giving speeches

by Thepoetbrainiac June 28, 2015