surechange 

Verb. A reaction to tailgaters, when one throws a hand full of toll change in value less than a quarter out their window at the offending car as a curt incentive to back off.

I was doing 65 in the slow lane and some jackass came up behind me doing 80 and rode my ass like I was a cheap whore. He wouldn't pass me, so I surechanged his benz and sure enough he let off. We exchanged hand gestures when he got around me but I'll have the last laugh when his mechanic pulls pennies out of his radiator.

surechange by Willdorf September 29, 2012

Surcharge Sodomy

The amount (usually exorbitant and unfair) that a bank will charge you as penalty for withdrawing money from a competitor bank's ATM.

Me: Hello is this Chase?

Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is

Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?

VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.

Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.

VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.

Me: I see....(expletive)

Surcharge Sodomy by LEVIATHAN1000 December 19, 2010

Surcharge 

Occurs when a man is engaging in sexual intercourse with more than one female partner simultaneously. During intercourse, anal penetration may take place. After the male genitalia has fully penetrated the female's anal cavity, the woman will place the penis back into her mouth  This is commonly referred to as "Ass to Mouth" (ATM). A "surcharge" occurs if the woman placing the post-anal activity penis in her mouth is a partner other than the original recipient of anal sex.  The name originates in the common practice of financial institutions charging an additional fee or "surcharge" for making a withdrawal from a third-party ATM.

Your mom, who you known quite the ATM machine, doesn't mind the surcharge with my friend, Nikki. What fun she is.

Surcharge by Craig from Philly July 8, 2010

Laziness Surcharge Fee 

The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.

"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."

Laziness Surcharge Fee by Nitebred March 24, 2009

big head surcharge

The term used for the fee applied onto your hairdressing bill for having an unusually large head.

Because your damn head is so big and this haircut is gonna take longer than it should I must apply the $5 big head surcharge to your bill.

big head surcharge by badsean April 26, 2006

scrotum surcharge 

The additional fees a man must face when purchasing items most noteably clothing articles.

Also can be recognized as the pecker premium price.

"Look at this T-shirt for ladies, hmm same design as the men's shirt, $4 less than the men's shirt."

"Oh! Look at this hoodie $100 for it and the male version is $120"

"Yes welcome to the real world fuckwad you have been outright sacked, hit hard with the scrotum surcharge.

scrotum surcharge by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023