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Spoogie

A blonde boy with four older siblings, who is a dork
You are such a spoogie
by Unknown4856 March 31, 2024
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spooge bin lorry

Someone who takes great erotic pleasure in picking up and servicing cum dumpsters. Effectively a cum dumpster's cum dumpster.

A spooge bin lorry is built like a front-loading garbage truck, with a belly the size of a rubbish compactor. He can pick up his sweet little unforgettable thing by the love handles with his big, strong arms; set her right down on his face; lick her lovingly clean inside and out until she contentedly soaks him in bodily fluids. Once she is satisfied, she is delicately placed back in the upright position. If he has performed his duties well, he will be passed around to all of her cum dumpster friends so that he may service them too.
The spooge bin lorry will turn up wherever cum dumpsters congregate - sex clubs, sleazy motels, swinger "lifestyle" gatherings, mass orgies, gangbangs, bukkakes, you name it.

The implicit analogy? Some have nothing better to do than find the one sexually liberated unique treasure who actually likes sex and slut-shame her by addressing her as a garbage receptacle. To heck with that. I like sex. If I find someone who also likes sex? I intend to hold that thot, embrace that thot, never let that thot go. If she's a garbage receptacle to you, I'm a garbage truck and I'd suggest you get off the sidewalk if you do not want to be run down.
by bitchuck December 16, 2024
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Spooge McGee

A secret menu item served at (mostly) every restaurant in the United States. Consists of one Dildometer placed atop a vast ocean of sauce and cheese. Not to be confused with the Splooge McGee.
Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."
by d1Bootyrape September 8, 2025
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Spooge

noun: male ejaculate, semen

verb: to ejaculate on
After a heavy session of self love in my bed, the sheets were covered with my spooge
by Ontilt_73 September 12, 2025
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Spoogeball

The game you play with your lover, when, after sex, you throw the sponge-soaked tissues from cleaning up across the room to the trash can and try to score points for making it into the can.
Andre was off his game, but Ginger scored 2 points, with a final score of 2-0 for the evening’s Spoogeball game.
by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025
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spoogletts

My boyfriend left spoogletts all up in my vajayjay last night! And didn't even bother taking him home with him left him with me damn that mother fucker!
by anonymous November 10, 2025
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Gooby Spooge

A word that can be used for anything. There is no meaning.
Nah he on that Gooby Spooge type shit.
by lilbigpp January 29, 2022
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