sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted

"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"

by Avix85 June 29, 2017

bum sponging

Being a leech and soaking up all of someone else's resources.

"You be bum sponging off my whole family"

by BumSponger1 May 15, 2014

Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.

Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory

by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023

Friend Sponge

Someone who can't make or keep their own friends for very long, and therefore rely on taking friends from the only people they know and making connections with them before taking out the person who introduced them in the first place.

When your cousin/sibling becomes a friend sponge and soaks up your friends like they've known each other for years when you only introduced them at that party last Saturday.

by theduckie13 January 11, 2010

Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.

Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.

by Thewafflking August 16, 2016

front sponge

The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.

OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.

Dave, you’re such a front sponge.

by Bosscat71 September 2, 2019

nigerian sponge

A nigerian sponge is a term commonly used to define dickheads who think there better than everybody else, but actually are hipacritical douchebags who sit on there ass all day playing call of duty.

Bob is such a nigerian sponge.

by King dumbass the 4th July 21, 2016