Cum Sponge

Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge

Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.

by AlabamaNibber May 20, 2015

THE SPONZA STICKER

To take a fruit by the foot, wrap it entirely around your penis and get engage in fellatio. While the girl is enjoying your succulent fruit phallus, you take it out, put it in her hair, and hump furiously until the fruit by the foot is stuck.

"Omg Jamie, why is your hair shaved off?"
"I got sponza stickered by Chris at the party last night..." THE SPONZA STICKER

by MFbabyKangaroos June 2, 2015

Social sponge

A person that tends to unknowingly adapt to be like a person or group of people that they talk to, mimicking their patterns, personality and appearence. A conformist.

Person 1: Is that Katie with the jocks? I thought she was one of the art geeks!
Person 2: Yeah, she switches to the social group of whoever she befriends, she's a total social sponge.

by The Doctor Sex. June 18, 2022

Show me your Sponge

this is a phrase used by chav's to ask a lady to show her vagina, usually resulting in retaliation from the lady

Chav's : LOVE! Show me your sponge!

Lady : Fuck off!

by Caesar 2K10 December 10, 2010

spongebob squarepants

absorbing, yellow, squared, and porous. Extremly funny. He lives in bikini bottom in a pineapple under the sae together with his pet snail Gary. He isnt very bright, but together with his best friend patrick he actually seems pretty clever. He works for mr krabs by making krabby patty burgers. His neighbour work compadre squidward hates spongebob. plankton and sandy also lives in bikini bottom.

I have a bed linnen with patrick and spongebob! i also have a t shirt and 4 plastic figures of patrick, mr krabs, suidward, and spongebob himself:).. and the ps2 game offcourse..

The guys who doesnt like this show is totally clogged and doesnt have a sence of humor at all...go screw urself..

spongebob: wanna go jelly fishing patrick?
Patrick: uh, no i cant, im planning to eat a patty burger today.
Spongebob: aaw barnacles!

by wizkey January 11, 2005

spontaneitage

The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the-blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.

"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."

by P September 1, 2008

Sponge Raft

When a man urinates profusely on the womans couch and proceeds to throw her down and rail her on said couch.

The other day Kirby sponge rafted princess peach on her royal couch until she was glazed in piss.

by Machine Gun Doobie January 21, 2013