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Stooge Splooge

Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”

“Dude, what happened?”

I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
by velocite3 July 4, 2020
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Sheet Splooger

Someone who has sex so often, he earned the title of Sheet Splooger
Jessie, did you see george? they say he's "The Infamous Sheet Splooger"!
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vermont splooge shooter

The action of partaking in sexual intercourse amongst another person of the same gender(tip to tip/anal). After said men have sex they splooge into each others bums, and then lay on their back as the other little
slut jumps up and down on his hairy stomach. with that being said the force of the jump will shoot the load/load(s) out of the rim at light speeds leaving a large splooge stain on whatever may be in the line of fire. this may lead the what we would call a prolapse. that is when your asshole falls out of your ass essentially.
i can’t wait to give his son kleedon paleel a vermont splooge shooter next time i see him
by YeountYeount April 22, 2024
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Becky sploogefest

Autistic girl named becky that gets nutted on by numerous individuals in math class
Wow I can’t believe they pulled a Becky sploogefest on the new autistic girl
by Mr.major May 24, 2024
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Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.
A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.
by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025
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oink-omatic chromatic splooge

damn, that was an oink-omatic chromatic splooge!
by slimyhibber October 22, 2018
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San Antonio sigma splooge

When one or more men are jerking off to an anime episode, then happen to accidentally nut on the screen, then proceed to lick off said semen from the screen
I invited my friends over to San Antonio sigma splooge together
by ihtrle April 28, 2024
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