is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
by Der_Hagrid August 1, 2010
Get the Banana Splitmug. by littlemagwokd August 30, 2015
Get the Banana Splitmug. The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.
by Misc Man January 3, 2008
Get the shit splitmug. When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.
"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"
by G_O July 9, 2017
Get the split-streamingmug. A trick unwittingly performed by buttpounders when a doodoo molecule blocks the standard pee flow creating two separate streams that can wreak havoc on any toilet.
by rompmonster January 6, 2009
Get the pee splitmug. by blazin' bear December 22, 2010
Get the splitting the cherrymug. When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !
I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
by Debyumyum March 28, 2020
Get the Split the whiskermug.