Splatterchatting

The act of masturbating during a call

they where splatterchatting all night

by JDA2910 August 14, 2022

Bondsville Splatters

When you drink Allen's Ginger Brandy and Budweiser's, and was them down with Ron Dog's, and then proceed to spackle the toilet bowl with fecal matter after digesting the trio.

Good thing BR made it to the bathroom in time, because he had a bad case of the Bondsville Splatters.

by Joe From Sacramento December 12, 2020

spatter effect

The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.

"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

splatte

The puddle left when someone dumps out their cold coffee drink, usually in a parking lot or next to gas pump where the next person will step into it.

I was wearing my Louboutins when I stepped right in a splatte!

by Nixxi Knox January 10, 2010

Shplatter

An inevitable side effect of haphazardly plunging a clogged toilet without taking the requisite precautionary measures to mitigate lateral property damage and thus, contain fecal stew within the bowl.

"What the hell happened in there? It's a mess!"

"I know, right? Bruce must have clogged the shitter, because anyone else would have plunged it without getting shplatter all over the walls."

by Sure Lock Homes September 8, 2011

spattern

A sweater or a piece of clothing with a striped pattern

Or a random word you made up

"Oh, this spattern sweater looks lovely!"

by Agent pickle April 16, 2022

Sclattered

adj. Meaning a mess somewhere on somplace anywhere; representing a small disaster, similar to splattered but more funny. It is also a term by YouTuber/Streamer "ImDontai" used correctly.

"Whoops.... i dont want it anymore, Jinx why is your brain ........sclattered on the floor"

by Mah niegua March 28, 2023