SOMA

acronym for Stoned Off My Ass

Dude... I am so SOMA right now...

by STOMAdude September 2, 2011

Somalia

Somalia doesn't not in fact exist . When you reach Somalia the only thing you will find is a chunk error. People who identify as Somalian are people who fell inside and were transported in the Nordic countries with all their memories whipped .

I'm going on vacation on Somalia :)

by Pæpæ September 25, 2019

Somalian Sidewinder

when a female is getting plundered in the anus in the reverse cowgirl position by a man of heavy african decent(somalian). He takes the female and spins her around on his member resulting in prefuse blood loss.... (sidewinder).

Dude... Jamal gave that bitch the somalian sidewinder. The next day he had to burn the sheets because of all the blood.......

by Poon Toon April 10, 2008

soma

Firstly Soma is my name, a kurdish girl's name.
it can also be a hungarian boy's name (i don't like to mention that)
also a cool drug, good song and so on.

Hey Soma, how are you?
I smoked some somas last night, wow man!

by Soma February 4, 2004

simpa

Rude motherfucker who´s biceps bigger than his head

Who´s that big Simpa over there?

by whipmachine December 12, 2016

Somalian Kiwi

The act of buying a dead body from Somalian pirates and using the body as a punching bag for a couple weeks. After a while, the flesh will rot away and black and brown bruises will form. In the end, the body will look like a kiwi, green with black dots all over it.

Son: Bro just bought this dead chick.

Dad: Cool son lets make her a Somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.

by Widened.urethra January 8, 2018

Soma

Soma is a very special girl that is very rare to meet. She can be moody at times but other than that, she can be great to be around. She’s funny without trying and loves playing video games and would do anything for her friends. She speaks outside her mind and doesn’t care what others think.

“Have you met Soma?”
“Yeah! She’s that funny girl that everyone loves!!”

by Soma’s Sister April 14, 2019