sober syndrome

The act of being sober for 78 days and gaslighting alcoholics

“Austin and blase you guys are gonna drink 12 beers tonight huh?” “Kev man you really have sober syndrome”

by Levinator28 July 17, 2023

Sober Week

a week of sobriety. usually advertised via memo that only badasses receive.

the week of sept. 22-26, 2008 is sober week, so no drank and no dank.

by absolutely badass September 22, 2008

Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

by colonrae May 26, 2015

sober kahlon

Cute boy powerlifter of next generation strongman of next generation very very nice body

Oo that guy is huge is he like sober kahlon ??

by Harpartap singh November 24, 2021

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by March 24, 2021

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by March 24, 2021

sinaloa sober

Limiting yourself to weed and coke.

Person 1- “Yeah I gave up alcohol , now it’s just bean rippers (nugs of coke) and brownies for this guy”. Person 2 -“ that’s not really sober” - person 1 - “it’s called Sinaloa sober - Susan!

by El el fetches June 03, 2022