Sober Search

The day after. In some way, shape, or form you were inebriated the night before and you left something out of place or what not in your room that could lead to you getting busted. A sober search in the frantic look around your room in the morning to make sure you didn't do something stupid, like leave a bong next to your bed.

Guy 1: Dude, this morning I realized I left my bong, grinder, and a bag of hash next to my bed when I passed out.
Guy 2: Lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.

by The Confuser July 4, 2009

Sober Atonement

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.

Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?

by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009

Soaring Borey

A boring story that one gets hit with out of the blue.

"Watch out for that guy, he'll try to get you with a soaring borey."

by egoup70 November 20, 2009

Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.

"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"

by CBWilson November 6, 2014

sober lads

A group of several loud mouthed beer Drinkin' hell raising pie eating sons of bitches you see wobbling about the pub every weekend.

Look over there John by the DJ BOOTH, SOBER LADS, SOBER LADS.

by The guy at the end of the bar October 20, 2015

Sober study

When your in college and have been drinking all week, but you need to take time to study

Hey want to grab a drink? No I got a test coming up I need to sober study

by yolocrayboy September 9, 2016

sobanaah

Sobanaah;
Is a very special name, witch means a lot of amazing things. Sweet, caring, loving and HOT!!
She can be very shy at first, but when you break the ice, she's a lot of fun and always the life of the party. The few who dosen't LOVE her are just jealous that they aren't her!!!

Oh Sobanaah, she's perfect!
Did you see what Sobanaah wore today? It was amazing!

by heybitches321 December 21, 2016