should i go take a shower

Yes. You stink like ass. Go shower.

Person 3:"should i go take a shower?"
Person 4:"yes."

by Asi8 February 25, 2022

Golden Shower

When you shower your loved one in piss

Lover #1 HONEY I’m home!!!!
Lover #2 Shall I prepare a Golden shower for you dear?
Lover #1 Yes dear

by whts_Nx February 5, 2020

Shower Hawk

An inmate in prison who waits for another inmate to put himself in a compromising position in the shower room and then swoops in like a hawk to rape his unsuspecting prey.

I'm going to have to shank that shower hawk if he showers near me today.

by MikeZilla December 8, 2005

Take a shower

Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.

I'm gonna go take a shower

by A mothafuckkin starfish May 15, 2014

siamese roman shower

the act of simultaneously shitting your pants and projectile vomiting.

root: roman shower - the act of two or more persons simultaneously vomiting on each other.

i was about to read a story in front of a large audience, but my xanax hadn't kicked in yet, and i freaked and gave the front row a siamese roman shower.

by rose kent August 16, 2007

college shower

spraying clothes with febreeze

I didn't feel like taking the time to take a real shower, so I took a College Shower before my date.

by LazyMan08 September 28, 2008

shower-plop

When someone chooses to void their bowels of fecal matter while taking a shower, usually the result of laziness. The defecator must then leave the feces in the tub for someone else to deal with in order for it to be a proper shower-plop.

Chris was running late for work and did a shower-plop to save time.

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap III September 5, 2008