Jenny shard diet

Getting on methamphetamine's or ice to lose large amounts of weight because you are a fat lazy cunt that cant be fucked working out when you can just hit the pipe.

" Have you seen Stacey recently?"
" You mean how she has lost 30 kilos on the Jenny shard diet?"
"Still an ugly bitch"

by Some douchefagio October 14, 2014

Shardatage

1. The Sheer Peek of Coolness
2. A work to be used to describe akward silences or lack of words

1. "wow Cat and Tom are so Shardatage"
2. "As i met her ex boyfriend there was a real shardatage moment.

by Munk September 30, 2004

shardei

Honor Brings A Crown; But Fuck With Her And She'll Hook Yo Ass UP

Shardei Just Hooked Me Up With Ricky BooBoo

by trapplorddnayy January 13, 2014

Hamza Sardar

Looks extremely sexy has a huge penis and is just overall the best fucking person to ever exist

Hamza Sardar is so hot imma marry him

by Inferno115lol December 1, 2019

sardonic

disdainfully erotic or skeptically humorous and vaginal.

When Grey told Brown he was being sardonic, Brown was not aroused.

by humpy321 January 8, 2006

Sard

An idiot who has to be sarcastic after almost, if not all statements.

Dude 1.) AGH! john is such a sard.
Dude 2.) Yeah everytime i say something he has some douchy sarcastic remark.

by griff69 December 17, 2008

scardiness

Jittery, likely to freak out at the slightest provication.

I cant put up with Johns scardiness anymore, he heard the door slam, then freaked out on all of us.

by SylverD July 7, 2007