smugglemuffin

1- A small child who steals things
2- Covertly cuddling with somebody
3- A stolen pastry
4- An "ultimate" term of endearment for a special someone

1- "I can't believe my five year old son stole a piece of gum from his sister - he is such a smugglemuffin!"
2- "I found two smugglemuffins ditching class and cuddling under the bleachers."
3- "I made cupcakes this morning before work, only to come home and find one missing. The culprit - ScottieTooHottie - turned my cupcake into a smugglemuffin."
4- "Oh, you're my little smugglemuffin and I'll always love you!"

by jacques.cousteau November 6, 2008

Smugbear

acting in a negative manner.

Leonard was being very smugbear as he rode off on his ATV, leaving Jackson stranded.

by Jarvison March 18, 2010

butt smuggle

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.

"John butt smuggled the items from the store."

by T. Odom May 31, 2006

Plum Smuggler

1. A vain man wearing incredibly tight lower wear (speedo, bike shorts, unitard), who appears to be hiding plums right around the crotch.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.

1. Oh my GOD! Look at that plum smuggler in the water. I hope he doesn't scare any young children...
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.

by TadBitBored May 13, 2008

Cock Smuggler

The act of trying to hide a boner in a group of people of public place.

I was a cock smuggler when the teacher called me up to the board.

by MSD12367 December 13, 2009

kool aid smuggler

A person, most likely a black male, that drinks all the kool aid at a party of social gathering.

Paul- "Hey Sam, can you get me some kool aid?"

Sam- "Sorry but Tyrone drank all of it, that damn kool aid smuggler!"

Paul- "Fucking Tyrone dude!"

by TooEaZzy July 28, 2011

grape smuggler

A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.

Check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.

by Senorvee December 31, 2007