Mitchell

Sad pathetic lonely acts cool but isn’t try’s to fit in but cannot possibly suicidal hopefully

He is such a Mitchell

by xX_Fortcraft_Xx May 6, 2018

snitchel

When you do ta a physical at the doctor and he or she feels your testicles.

"Man, when i got my physical today, the nurse was ferocious witht he snitchel"

by Julian Massy October 15, 2003

Mitchell

A guy who seems bipolar and bitchy. He acts like a girl with/without PMS. He is someone you would not want as a boyfriend. He is the epitome of retardedness. He talks to his girlfriend about how he thinks other girls are cool and awesome.

Ex. Girl 1: Wow he's such a Mitchell!

Girl 2: why?

Girl 1: one second we were talking about the date and a second later he is being retarded and talking about other girls and how he thought they were better! WTF?!?

Girl 2: wow girl... He's such a bitch! (Bitchell... lol)

by Anonymousgirl200012 December 15, 2009

Mitchell

Mictchell is a kind hearted Mormon boy, who treats all wamen just like he treats his doggos. He can get quite self conscious for no good reason. Mitchell only has one best friend who truely understands his bonkered out brain. His camera roll is always full of memes and screenshots of other people’s derps. If you happen to come across a Mitchell, be sure to not let him go for he has the 🅱️estest memes out there.. ( his memes are so useless, that’s what makes them so great)!

Sally: ughhh who air dropped me +100 memes

Billy: that’s such a Mitchell thing to do

by Jesusdontlie June 27, 2018

harry mitchell

The act of a girl catching a cumshot in her hand then smacking the guy on the side/back/top of his head with it.

There were no towels to wipe off the load in her hand, so she just gave him a harry mitchell.

by baryon March 18, 2007

Mitchell

A big fat Gaylord is is 12 years old and watches My Little Pony and Teletubbies.

Mitchell is a gay bitch fuck

by TheUnknownGuest22 March 24, 2019

Mitchell

Someone with a very dark skin color.

It's so dark out here, I can hardly see you!
"I know. I'm a Mitchell."

Look, mark got a tan this weekend and he's dark as (a) Mitchell!

"Only when it is dark enough can't you see Mitchell."

by The Dark Mitchell March 9, 2009