After having sex with your girlfriend you keep the condom close so that after your girlfriend falls asleep you place your load in her hand and tickle her nose so as to make her slap your load in her face. Same thing can be done with whipped cream but not as funny.
Jay "last night I waited till my wife went to sleep and gave her a slippery slap"
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."
by barnmaster98 July 14, 2010
Get the slippery slap mug.A Slippery Jew Is a Jewish Person That is so salty its disgusting then he/she refuses to shower off the salt because jews havent had good Past experiences with showers.
by Slendart123 November 5, 2016
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A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.
friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!
Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !
The slippery Musketeers :P
Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !
The slippery Musketeers :P
by Gazz445 September 2, 2010
Get the The slippery Musketeers mug.Canadian sex position, involving ejaculating on the female's feet, then sliding her along the floor until she falls and you plow her...again
by natethezombie December 3, 2010
Get the slippery snowplow mug.The act of slapping your cock on the forehead of the person you have sucking your balls. or "turkey Slapping" whilst "tea bagging"
by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012
Get the Slippery Anchor mug.When one person sticks a wet finger into the anus of another person.
Usually used to intimidate or to get revenge.
Similar to a wet-willy, but more anal.
Usually used to intimidate or to get revenge.
Similar to a wet-willy, but more anal.
Bro #1: Dude, I heard that he just stole your gf!
Bro #2: That's it, I'm going to go give him a slippery-do-dog!
Bro #2: That's it, I'm going to go give him a slippery-do-dog!
by slipperyday February 14, 2014
Get the slippery-do-dog mug.when you bite into a dildo thats all lubed up and ready to go, but bite too hard and make your way to its vibrating core.
dude in that hentai, this kawaii lolli pulled a slippery rubber crunch
oh sheisse dude, your such an otaku furfag
oh sheisse dude, your such an otaku furfag
by PhrogKillr December 9, 2014
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