Slapping the floor

The sounds of the disgusting, unwashed, uncivilized and shoeless feet of a cretin makes in PvP games (typically FPS) when they're moving back and forth aimlessly devoid of any thought, intention or reasoning making them difficult target because they're moving unconventionally thus making their movement unpredictable on total accident.

Guy 1: guys can we plz kill TheLegend27 hes out in the open
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either

by P00SEYSLAYER69 June 6, 2024

slapping faces

Incredibly good, delicious, fantastic, etc. It’s so good it almost feels unreal, like you have the feeling of having your face being slapped. Alternatively, it is so good you kind of want to slap someone because it makes you so energetic and excited.

h: wat ya sayin about that falafel wrap, mate?
t: ya, truly slapping faces!!! massively.
h: I knew this place would hit.

a: What did you think of the film?
b: It wasn't really slapping faces, was it?
a: Yeah, pretty sub-par if you ask me

by teawhoyeahbunny January 29, 2026

Stapling

Stapling is the act of using a stapler to staple your urethra shut and to piss, cum and possibly blood to seep out of your stapled shut urethra

Hey man wanna come over and do some stapling after school

Ew no what the fuck

by Therealgoonin February 15, 2025

Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.

"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"

by Darminator05 April 1, 2025

UV Slapping

The kind of UV (texture) mapping created as an afterthought in a 3d model.

There was so much UV slapping on the Princess Diana model that when I rescaled her Peter Pan Collar she wound up with three eye brows.

by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013

Dough Slaping

The act of repeatedly smacking your flaccid penis upon someones ass cheeks until hard

I couldn't get it up, until I did some dough slaping

by BigpapaJohn July 9, 2014