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SKIP

Being a Skip is where you have no human compassion and you just want money and fame when 99.9 percent of humanity wants too be compassionate and your on the otherside
We watched a man almost die but skip still wants his teammates to play

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Everybody else pulls over for the ambulance with the lights and sirens on but skip there still wants a coffee so he doesn't pull over
by Pokorski January 2, 2023
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Skip the Cutscene

I have something important to tell you but i'll just skip the cutscene and show you a video
by Mike BeanFox January 10, 2023
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skip raker

Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .

She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Freshman Skip Day

Every year on April 14th seniors and juniors usually have a skip day well this time Freshman joins them.
Friend 1: oh wait it’s skip day at school?

Friend 2: Yes, it’s freshman skip day!
by Yourmom2008 April 13, 2023
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Skip Jordan

Micheal jordan fan boys who want to be a jordan son and think he can do no wrong just like skip bayless
You think micheal jordan is the goat? What a skip jordan!!
by Mr Blue Benjamin June 14, 2023
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Skip Issue

A term originating from the world of motorsports, specifically associated with the Skip Barber race car, a notoriously tricky and challenging vehicle to drive. A "skip issue" refers to a specific skill issue faced by drivers who struggle to handle the Skip Barber car with finesse and control.
Person A: "Man, I thought I was a good driver until I tried racing the Skip Barber. It's so hard to keep it from spinning out!"

Person B: "Yeah, it's not for everyone. If you can't handle it, you might have a skip issue. It takes a lot of practice and precision to tame that beast."
by sirronxela August 7, 2023
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Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
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