Shuffle Gods

The deities that controll the order of songs played while your mp3 player or iPod is on shuffle mode.

Flobots, Daft Punk, Lady Gaga??! I've been blest by the Shuffle Gods!!

by Killerobotpirate March 29, 2010

THC Shuffle

This is the maneuver in which you shuffle up the weed in the bowl to get a better burn and see if there's any green left.

Yo, is the bowl cashed dude? Let's check it out with a THC Shuffle!

by Haywood Jabloeme December 23, 2004

Chaplin Shuffle

When attempting to avoid shitting diarrhea into your pant and squeezing your ass cheeks so tight it makes your legs squeeze close together when you walk and make your feet point outward like a duck or like Charlie Chaplin.

Look at Joe's Chaplin Shuffle toward the bathroom he's never going to make it in time.

by Russell S July 14, 2006

canadian shuffle

An old indian raindance usually preformed during shift tasks or bouts of heavy labor, or PT. Involes talking on a cell phone, smoking pall malls, and drinking a mt. Dew simultaneously. This raindance can also involve bitching about anythings while using a canadian accent.

{Canadian shuffle}

by canadian 600 December 12, 2010

shiffmaning

To pay a 14 year old girl to commit sexual acts on spring break in mexico

"Hey, Jason's Shiffmaning that girl"

by I.C. Wiener April 23, 2006

delgado shuffle

v. masturbating while taking a crap. similar to a blumpkin with only one party involved.

Vanessa left Ryan hanging when he told her he needed to take a dump. So he decided to do the Delgado Shuffle!!

by "A to the K" October 11, 2007

Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!

by Publius42069 May 22, 2019