Side Smirker

A person that has a smile like a Roblox Face. Where one corner of the mouth goes more up then the other.
Original Side Smirker: L.S (A guy in the Schniedelwutz gang)

A: „His smile is so interesting“
B: „Yeah he looks just like the Roblox face,such a Side Smirker!“

by insider.jokes December 4, 2023

Blorkus-Shmorkus

Literally just head, for a guy though.

“I want blorkus-shmorkus” or “Went back to my place, and she gave me blorkus-schmorkus!!!”

by Z0mb1esta4r January 12, 2025

Blorkus-Shmorkus

Head but it’s only used when referring to a guys dingaling

“I want blorkus-Shmorkus” or “Woah, she gave me blorkus-smorkus!!”

by Z0mb1esta4r January 12, 2025

Hung Smirk

When a guy smiles smirkily and you just know IT is big

Rosie- “did you see Jack in his recent insta story?”
Ava- “yeah he has got that hung smirk”
*giggles*

by BiggieGimp January 23, 2026

Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021

derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide

Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now

by astro648 July 5, 2024