ribbon shitter

Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.

That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.

by jcustomcue December 6, 2012

Alabama Shitter

When during anal the woman shits.

Last night Debbie gave me a Alabama Shitter and it felt so good.

by bigger d August 19, 2014

Conch Shitter

Blonde little girl who shits in conch shells.

She looks like a conch shitter.

by Bracastyle November 9, 2018

pumpkin shitter

An insult used to describe a person who has had so much anal sex that they now shit in the shape of a larg gord (i.e. a pumpkin)

“I was minding my own business driving to work when this pumpkin shitter cut me off and made me spill my coffee.”

by Pumpkin shitter January 27, 2019

Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"

"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"

by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019

Bag Shitter

When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.

My room mate was in the bathroom for ages I had to shit in a bag.

Friend: “Your a dirty Bag shitter”

by Findingchemo July 2, 2019

Two-Shitter-Quitter

When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.

I'm good man, that J's a two-shitter-quitter.

by donionrings April 4, 2019