Space Shipping

NASA has a vigorous training program. Many routine activities are rehearsed here on earth to make sure they are done properly in a weightless environment. In space they use a vacuum suction toilet to help remove excrement from the bowels. Here on earth they have a practice facility that simulates the feeling of a space bowel movement to train the colon for interstellar missions. The training involves a patriot volunteer with strong lungs that can create superior tidal velocity as they cusp the rectal opening with their lips. This simulation is the most realistic training of the use of such hi-tech facilities.

"Hey I just ate a 4 pound burrito and it didn't settle right. Wanna go Space shipping?"

by Brad McBro June 17, 2016

classmate shipping

when one ships 2 people in their class or from other classes

person 1: omg I totally ship Mateo and Adelle
person 2: do you have a ship name
person 1: Mattel
person 2:
person 1: what
person 2: best classmate shipping name ever

by That_One_Wierdo April 11, 2018

Shinput

A combination of the word "shit" and the word "input". This refers to any kind of chat or discussion which is considered by the others in the conversation to be boring, irrelevent or generally just shit.

Louie told me a story the other day that ended with the phrase 'but it was all a dream'. Shinput!

by pjcrozz May 5, 2011

Shimptastic

Above and beyond fantastic.

I just had a shimptastic time!

by shimp1 October 20, 2011

Shipderping

When one "derps" in the middle of a ship, while having feels for both characters. The level of shipderping is made more intense when one ships the couple in which they are shipderping.

Michelle: I'm really "Shipderping" right now...

Rachel: What ship?

Michelle: It's wincest. I definitely don't ship it, but I get so many Sam feels and Dean feels, it's ridiculous.

Rachel: You think you have it bad? I'm Shipderping Destiel.

Michelle: Oh wow. That's intense.

by mrsmentos December 24, 2012

shibpur

Shibpur is that pee you take after Cumming on a girls face

I shibpured yesterday

by JRAWW55 December 30, 2013

Ship Captain

The ship captain is the person in the fam or your friend group that keeps shipping everybody in the freakin' friend group regardless of whether or not they would make a good couple and also regardless of their sexuality. They are the captain of shipping people, thus known as the ship captain. If you have a ship captain in your fam or friend group then I feel bad for you son. Jk. Ship captains are also really good friends because of their determination, understanding, and total lack of selfishness. Ship captains are usually the leader or the glue of the friend group. If the ship captain feels that a ship is sinking, he or she will immediately abandon ship and get a new ship because they need a ship to commandeer. Ship captains always have a reason to explain how their ship would make a good couple. If you're targeted by a ship captain then good luck because they're like paparazzi and they won't stop following you and your shipmate everywhere and teasing you, thus bringing you closer together, which usually works after what I've seen from what the ship captain has done to my friends and their ships. You can have multiple ship captains in a friend group. But one way to identify the true captain is to check their phone and see if you can find pictures of his/her targets, either photoshopped or edited or real. Also, if they smirk proudly at the mention of one of their ships.

Caden: ugh I've been targeted
Me: Great who's the ship captain this time, it wasn't me
Caden: Grace
Me: Oh ya Grace is a really persistent ship captain
Grace: *runs over* Kate look at this amazing pic I've got
*Pic is an edited photo of Caden and Mackenzie*
Caden: oh my gawd
Me: NICE JOB GRACE
Caden: Youre such a ship captain
Grace: Youre welcome CADENZIE
Caden: UAEDGJKVziucjdkfcvUISRJGKfxbaioaerlkngd
Me: LOL

by KkMoikK July 17, 2018