shitting dicks

When your poo is large, long, and roughly shaped like a penis. Makes one think of anal sex.

Bob: How was your poo?
Joe: It was like shitting dicks.

by mumbojumbo5 April 7, 2011

shepeating

The act of a woman restating (either exactly or with some modification) the ideas of a man soon after he has expressed them. Typically, the woman will make these statements as though she were their original source.

His boss was just shepeating his plan to save the company money.

by ITJane September 28, 2017

Shweating

Sweat produced while holding, or in the process of doing, a number 2.

Man I needed to go so bad I was shweating up a storm.

by importriders April 17, 2014

Shitting-halfwaynLetingithang

To execrete bodily waste only halfway and letting it suspend for a prolonged amount of time.

Kyle took a dump halfway but had to answer a phonecall, thus he is shitting-halfwaynLetingithang.

by TheBLACKPRIDE February 10, 2007

shitting through the teeth

vomiting.

shitting through the teeth

"Where's Joe?"

"He's been in there all day shittin through his teeth."

"I told him not to order those shrimp fajitas!"

by backdoorkelly August 10, 2009

shitting my senses

Just absolutely losing your mind....it feel like your brains are sliding out of your head.

I'm so tired from work today, at this point I'm just shitting my senses. I can't even form a sentence!

by Brudda Mikus January 6, 2011

Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

by TehOwner February 27, 2015