White knuckled the bed sheets

clinching the sheets as tight as possible for fear of your life

When asked if I had anything sweet, I knew the only thing I had was my cheeks; therefor I white knuckled the bed sheets in preparation for what I knew was about to happen.

by LuckyBucket52 April 23, 2020

eat the sheets

you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets

Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”

by theseb1tchesdidntlovesosa May 17, 2021

Unda da sheets

having sex with your mum in your bed

Unda da sheets... Unda da sheets... me and your muda makin your broda... under da sheets

by uderthesheetswithyourmum August 3, 2022

Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 9, 2023

seashells she sells by the sheesore

When you try to say “She sells seashells by the seashore” too fast your tongue gets twisted

Teacher: Try to say this, ‘She sells seashells by the seashore’."

Boy’s first try: "Seashells She sells by the sheesore ..."

Teacher (laughing): Aren’t you a big fan of tongue twisters? Try again."

Boy’s second try: "She sells seashells by the seashore. She sells seashells by the seashore."

Teacher (clapping his hands): "Yay, you did it! Now practice this tongue twister at home and tomorrow I want to hear your progress."

by bluestinger66 August 11, 2022

sheiskopf

SHITHEAD

George W. Bush is a sheiskopf.

by Mojokind13 August 3, 2008

sheeshkamabob

expression for shock,amazement, disbelief, horror, excitement.

holy sheeshkamabob, did you see that?

by Charmaine V. M. July 13, 2006